Replica energy sword on eBay. This thing is three feet long, 14 inches wide and scary as hell.

And you’ll get a bunch of good stuff with purchase:

An Energy Sword Collector’s Card that will feature Master Chief, Arbiter, Grunt, White Elite, Red Spartan or White Spartan. You may choose any character or I can send you one at random.

But the best part is this:

Custom handle fit for any elite

Like a grunt can’t wield this thing?

The damn thing is made of stainless steel! Holy crap, you could really slice somebody in half. Check out those blades - looks like they’re sharp as hell. Not to mention how easy it would be to impale an actual human. Yikes.

Stay a way from the dude who wins this auction - He probably kills kittens and sunshine.

Bid on the replica energy sword now - it’s over $200 now.