There’s a new Halo book out. I guess people read books (eesh!) about video games (uber-dorks). Read instead of play? Anyway, this new book is out. Or maybe it’s coming out soon… I searched for about 3 seconds before discovering that I don’t care.

The entire “Prologue” (probably a made up word) is available for your boring, no fun having, “I wouldn’t call it pleasure” reading at bungie.net.

I can’t believe you’ve read this entire post. You should have stopped to question your manhood at “book.”