The First Halo 3 “5-Star General”

Halo 3: 5 Star GeneralAccording to the internet, this is the very first Halo 3 fanboy to reach the impossible status of 5-Star General. Unfortunately, he/she is a big, fat cheater!

“Whoa! You can’t just call somebody a cheater without proof!”

That’s another great feature of bungie.net and all the Halo 3 stat tracking - They’re always watching you!

If you look close at this dude’s bungie.net profile, you can see that he’s played over 5400 games! Maybe he’s some rich kid with no job and no life right? Well, maybe… But check out all the dates and game times - He’s playing a game every 3 minutes.

Cheater Social DoublesMost gamers last more than three minutes right? — (Oops! Little Halo 3 humor for ya!)

Seriously… Most games last more than three minutes right? As you can see his games are very, very short. He’s starting new multiplayer matches just 2 minutes after the previous match… Is this guy using a bot to click the A button over an over? How can he do that? He and a buddy starting a game and then ending them immediately? There’s 200 pages of games like this. (click photo for larger view)

Halo 3 Cheater PreviewAnd it gets worse. In the image to the left, you’ll see that most of the games are less than 10 seconds! And end with zero kills. Wow that’s a lot of work just to get the highest rank in Halo 3. Way too much work for me. Me = lazy

No matter what your stance is on cheating, you’ve got to appreciate the determination and focus this guy has. (And obvious lack of a social life)

Update: More info revealed on 5 Star General

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41 Comments

  1. G4G4Z2T
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 8:09 am | Permalink

    Wtf? I think, when he goes to work he just turns his bot on an when he is back home he plays for himself…
    But i am wondering how he managed it to end the games every 10 secs and not losing EP.

  2. HEAK KICK
    Posted December 3, 2007 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    The best part of guys like this, is owning them in public forum. I spanked a General the other day, and I’m a second grade Commander. Shouldn’t have happened, but……
    It lets us know who faked their ranks.

  3. xapocalyptic
    Posted December 3, 2007 at 4:09 pm | Permalink

    he probably has friends who just quit after he gets the first kill

  4. zLORD HIDEOUSz
    Posted December 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    This guy is full of garbage! There is no way that you could go like 200 straight games without losing somewhere! Everyone loses at least once in while. It just happens! But the best part of all this is getting to own them in the games! Stupid cheating morons! Take a lap. Your feeble skills are no match for the powers of the darkside!

  5. ickytrax
    Posted December 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    Its just sad that real players are putting in real work to get real results… Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

  6. demented nachos
    Posted December 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    lardass cheater nogood rotten loser!!

  7. obviouskiller69
    Posted December 23, 2007 at 8:18 pm | Permalink

    yo guys i looked at his service record and he has a person on w/ a guest always in his social playlist.these are usuall low ass recruit acccounts. why would he do this? b/c when one of them quit, they both quit and in social doubles, that means that project timez will win. it takes forever sure, but all you have to do is keep pushing start A start A. he probably has a bot to do tht 4 him and his friend

  8. Anonymous
    Posted December 25, 2007 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    the guy is dam good tho…47 untouchables and a killionaire??? cant cheat those stats…but still has no life thats for sure

  9. Anonymous
    Posted December 29, 2007 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    00:08:32 is 8 minutes and 32 seconds, not 8 seconds and 32 miliseconds… altho, im not saysing hes not cheating. cuz i still think its impossible to get that rank without cheating somehow. And true to the guy above me…47 untouchables…jeez

  10. Anonymous
    Posted December 31, 2007 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    He Goes Into Social Doubles and gets the other team to quit so his team wins instantly. Check His Previous game stats the other team both say DNF(Did Not Finish). And Its just as easy get the other team to let him kill them 15 times and not kill him to get the 47 perfections. But He has to good at thegame to get the highed=st skill to 50.

  11. whitewarior13
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 4:15 am | Permalink

    well if u look to the guy his promotions ?
    he started on 25 september 2007 recruit. then on saterday 20 october 2007 he is a general and has 600 xp. then on monday 22 october 2 days later he has 1200 xp ? wtf impossible in 2 days now he is a general 2. then on saterday 27 october 2500 xp then 5 november 2007 he has 5000 xp this guy cant have so much xp. or he must play every day ?
    yesterday i saw the same shit a general 5 star he was playing rumble pit with 3 other friends al generals. but rumble is only 6 people sow what they do is all in a party go in - no one is playing and they always will end on the 3 spot? so they get xp every time if the game ends it starts again. I saw this guy bussy like this fore about 48 hours now he has 6300 xp this is stupid gaming!

  12. Snpr Ic0n IV
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    well i had never seen a game that lasts less than 3 minutes but 10 seconds 45 secons 26 second holy crap this guy is a homo she should be banned couse i just think that is not possable im a captain that took me 2 months but this guy he got a genral in what 3 days 2 days man . you said it he has no social life .

  13. Anonymous
    Posted January 11, 2008 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    Project Timez is terrible. his 50 is not legit. him and a few friends changed launguage on their xbox so they would get matched up in lone wolves every game and let him win. then in social doubles he had a friend quit for him every game thats why they were so short of games

  14. REDPHIENIX
    Posted January 17, 2008 at 7:38 am | Permalink

    Halo is a skilled and strategy oriented game, this is just pitiful and a stain on Halo 3….

    But the rest of us can legitametly own and make this just a funny memory ;)

  15. Anonymous
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    he is a loser with no life and should have his account banned. he’s probaly 40 and lives at his mom’s house.

  16. bbaacc123
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    yeah who gives a shit about him being a general grade 4. We can still pwn him. He proboly sucks balls anyways because he doesn’t try he did it all for looks and that’s just gay. I play to enjoy it not caring WTF I am I don’t really give an ass wth I am

  17. Dlm m3m0ry3x
    Posted February 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    I think this guy is a sado killionare… Social friends run in middle killionare easy any 1 wanna game add me :-D

  18. Anonymous
    Posted February 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    This is extremely easy to replicate. It was around in Halo 2 as well. You bridge or ARP poison your Xbox’s LAN IP with a computer on the same LAN, obtain your 3 friend’s IPs, add them all to your allowed list on your computer’s firewall, turn the firewall on and join Social Doubles the same time they do, the matchmaking system will try to connect you to others but you firewall blocks them from connecting, allowing only your allowed IPs to connect. The two other people leave the match after the game starts. This lets your team win, giving you XP. The only reason why this always says 10 seconds is that that is the lowest the timer counts to. Simple.

  19. betteratlifethanyou
    Posted February 29, 2008 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    This can also be done in ranked matches to win games and level up your actual numeral level (50). It can be done for the benefit of everyone also, that way is called Circle Boosting, and today, using bridging or poisoning, its even easier.

  20. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 8:38 am | Permalink

    hey the time is eight minutes! and 32 seconds i dont think his average life was 32 milliseconds that would be pretty bad for a so called “5″ star general avrasge life 32 milliseconds lol!

  21. Lamboman23
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    THIS GUY IS A CHOWDER HEAD

  22. X13
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    you bet!1

  23. Anonymous
    Posted April 7, 2008 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    omg…. what so good about havin a good rankin anyway,games are designed 4 fun?…arnt they?

  24. Anonymous
    Posted April 15, 2008 at 11:10 am | Permalink

    this guy isnt even ranked grade 4 general, or atleast he isnt anymore it says hes a sergent grade 2, and he really sucks.. check the new stats out. maybe bungie made him start over

  25. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    If games are made for fun, which they were until MLG… why is there MLG… wait what?! Anyway, if look at that link now it says hr/she/it whatever is a sergeant.

  26. Hazard010
    Posted April 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    well if you look at his service record now,he is a much lower rank. I think he hacked his service record on bungie, and changed his rank…..ive actually played this guy once and he was not a 5 star general

  27. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2008 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    I wonder what he looks like under that helmet?

  28. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Lol, you guys are all retarded

    Go to bungie.net and look him up.

    He is nowhere near 50. There is a retard who is a colonel grade 2… high skill 40.

    Then there’s someone who can’t even get an overkill, some dumb sergant.

  29. H town born
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    dude i need a long way to go to get to that rank im sgt rank and im 5 skills to beat i think if i play him on cops and robbers he can be a good ol cop

  30. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    ok, first of all if thats happening in all matchs then i think hes making the other team D/C…therefor they leave and he gets auto win…also for the untouchablees he could be doing standby..and thats how he got his 50 and all those wins…project noob FTL

  31. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    oh btw this guy has been banned which is why you cant find that account…plus he is one reason for them taking out social doubles

  32. ronniebhoy98
    Posted May 28, 2008 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    generals rule!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. thatKid
    Posted June 20, 2008 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    he has been demoted lol sergeant grade 2 ftl?

  34. UpfrontMarquis
    Posted June 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    this is a fake and look at his stats in halo 3 it sucks he proply looking for attention so he can have good people on his freinds list3

  35. UpfrontMarquis
    Posted June 26, 2008 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

    look at his fuking exp

  36. UpfrontMarquis
    Posted June 27, 2008 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    could some body explain it easyer of wat he does

  37. Anonymous
    Posted July 2, 2008 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    its called boosting once ppl become generals what else to do but become a five star

  38. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 8:21 am | Permalink

    wow this kid has no life

  39. Anonymous
    Posted July 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    he got stripped of his rank hahahahahaha

  40. Anonymous
    Posted July 18, 2008 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    omg people. thats all i can say. why are ppl so serious about halo 3 i mean just playing pointless 10 second games just to get lots of exp! CMON play somthin different or go outside.

  41. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 10:39 pm | Permalink

    he is not a five star general he is a Sergeant
    Grade 2

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